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    zooeyclairedeschanel:

    zooeyclairedeschanel:

    something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

    image

    image

    is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

    THIS.

    (via officialfrenchtoast)

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    (Source: cardboardlife)

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    humansofnewyork:

"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."

    humansofnewyork:

    "I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."

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    man-eatingcat:

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

pretty much

    man-eatingcat:

    movsi:

    corophagia:

    The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

    This is who you are.

    pretty much

    (Source: 365daysofhorror, via notpromisedatomorrow)

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    bvsedjesus:

when someone you just met gets really personal

    bvsedjesus:

    when someone you just met gets really personal

    (Source: tuscansweaters, via tyleroakley)

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    sisterhudson:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

There are two types of people

    sisterhudson:

    foxbabies:

    rvndy:

    hugsandhairtugs:

    At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

    Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

    This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

    or that your penis reaches all the way to California

    There are two types of people

    (Source: officer-judy, via officialfrenchtoast)

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    cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

    cherrylemonades:

    my dad just recently learned about “omg”

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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