1. mememaster:

    fyeah-i-like-dat:

    situations where smartphones become useless

    There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.

    (Source: keybumma, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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    asmilinggoddess:

    asmilinggoddess:

    now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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    THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

    (via officialfrenchtoast)

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    (Source: artjonak, via amazingphil)

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    lameboob:

    lameboob:

    lameboob:

    how do you make someone holy

    you beat the hell out of them

    my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

    (via officialfrenchtoast)

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  8. foodfuckery:

    Chinese Bakery Rainbow Cake

    Recipe

    (via fuckyeahcutefood)

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    humansofnewyork:

"I’m bringing leaves to my friend!"

    humansofnewyork:

    "I’m bringing leaves to my friend!"

  10. pixalry:

    Creative Suite for Nintendo - Created by Michael Kempen

    (Source: it8bit, via flavorpill)

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